She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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