Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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