He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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