We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
