I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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