? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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