I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just threw up on my dentist
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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