Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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