How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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