He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
