Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
