You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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