you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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