see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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