Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Randomize
