This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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