no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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