Christians are straight up FREAKS
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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