she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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