i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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