Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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