I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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