I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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