he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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