My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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