Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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