so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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