nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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