If that was your dad, he is hot
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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