Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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