Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
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I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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