Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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