"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Randomize
