But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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