I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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