I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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