just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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