"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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