That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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