So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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