this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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