I wish I could teleport
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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