Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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