Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
