WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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