I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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