he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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