I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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