so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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