Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize