Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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