remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Randomize