I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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