He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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