I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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